Handyman Humour — Better Handy than Handsome!

Handyman Humour — FixItAll cartoon

Sometimes being a handyman has its perks — even if you’re not the most handsome guy on the block. The other day, a client joked with me:
“You know, Ruslan, I don’t care if a handyman is handsome… but he better be handy!”

We both laughed because it’s true — good looks won’t fix a leaky faucet, assemble a wardrobe, or hang a curtain rod straight. But having the right tools, experience, and a sense of humour always makes the job easier.
So, even if I don’t end up in a fashion magazine, at least I can proudly say: “I’m FixItAll, and I get the job done!”

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