Handyman Humour — Fixed the Door & Mixed a Cocktail
When the client asked me to fix the door, I did exactly that — now it doesn’t open anymore, but hey, technically it’s fixed. That’s the power of duct tape: if it doesn’t open, just tape it shut!
But why stop there? While celebrating the “repair”, I grabbed my trusty drill and mixed up a screwdriver cocktail — vodka, orange juice, and a bit of handyman ingenuity. Who needs a bar when you’ve got power tools? 🍹🔧
The handyman’s secret weapon? Duct tape, a drill, and a good sense of humour.
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